The Watchman By Robert Crais

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The Watchman By Robert Crais
At last, the enigmatic partner of Elvis Cole (The Two Minute Rule) takes center stage in this pulse-racing thriller. When Joe Pike is charged with safeguarding a wealthy heiress, he discovers protecting the sole witness to a crime is nothing compared to protecting an LA party girl from her own self-destruction?Larkin Conner Barkley lives like the City of Angels is hers for the taking. Young and staggeringly rich, she speeds through the city during its loneliest hours, blowing through red after red in her Aston Martin as if running for her life. Then suddenly she sees another car?s metal-on-metal explOsion of a terrible accident and, dazed, finds herself the single witness in a secret federal investigation. For maybe the first time in her life, Larkin wants to do the right thing. But in doing so she becomes the target for a relentless team of killers. And when the US Marshals and the finest security money can buy can?t protect her, Larkin?s wealthy family tu…

How to Archer By Sterling Archer

How to Archer By Sterling Archer
How to Archer By Sterling Archer

Hi. I see you?re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either:A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world?s greatest secret agent, or B) don?t know how books work.If your answer was ?A,? your best bet is probably the table ofcontents, which is where you?ll find the ?contents? of this booklisted in a convenient, easy-to-read ?table? format. So maybe gocheck that out for a minute a

Nd then come back here. I?ll wait. . . .Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dressproperly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute?in her native tongue?How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million deliciouscocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how toprepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff thatI forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to behonest, I really only kinda skimmed).So if you want to learn more about how to be more?or at all?likeSterling Archer, the world?s greatest secret agent, quit smearing yourgreasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I reallyneed the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, thiswasn?t a damn library.(Note: If your answer was ?B,? this probably isn?t the book you want to start with.)


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